Freeman's Mind： Episode 23-77kengpeVYE.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:12,341→00:00:17,143

Huh, it's probably the military that put these tripmines here in the first place.

#300:00:17,143→00:00:18,856

And they just go and run into them.

#400:00:18,856→00:00:23,451

I don't get it; they bomb each other, they can't figure out who the civilians are,

#500:00:23,451→00:00:24,277

and they can't duck.

#600:00:24,277→00:00:25,834

Yeah, look, look how easy it is.

#700:00:26,306→00:00:27,644

Power slide!

#800:00:27,644→00:00:29,004

Yeah...

#900:00:29,004→00:00:30,801

I could be a rock star.

#1000:00:31,574→00:00:34,334

Though, I... guess I'd have to learn how to play guitar...

#1100:00:35,498→00:00:39,890

And why does it wait so long for you to get on here, but up there it's like a sprint?

#1200:00:39,890→00:00:42,067

Am I really the first person to notice this?

#1300:00:42,067→00:00:43,377

[radio bleeping] Oh, not this again!

#1400:00:43,377→00:00:44,525

[radio bleeping]

#1500:00:44,525→00:00:45,734

[radio bleeping] Please stop that!

#1600:00:45,734→00:00:47,167

[radio bleeping]

#1700:00:47,167→00:00:50,078

[radio bleeping] Okay, I asked nicely, what more can I do?

#1800:00:50,078→00:00:51,931

[radio bleeping] Who's punching in Morse code?

#1900:00:51,931→00:00:53,968

[radio bleeping] I don't speak Morse code!

#2000:00:55,049→00:00:57,805

SO STOP THAT! IT'S RUDE!

#2100:00:57,805→00:01:00,637

They're probably talking smack about me on the radio.

#2200:01:00,637→00:01:02,217

Well I'm not gonna stand for it!

#2300:01:02,217→00:01:04,452

I've worked too hard to get to where I am!

#2400:01:04,452→00:01:06,367

I graduated from MIT!

#2500:01:07,201→00:01:09,367

MY DIPLOMA'S WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE!

#2600:01:11,082→00:01:14,105

Screw this, I'm just going to wait for them to come around the corner again.

#2700:01:14,815→00:01:15,650

OH SHIT!

#2800:01:16,001→00:01:16,768

[explosion]

#2900:01:16,768→00:01:18,925

Okay, natural selection.

#3000:01:18,925→00:01:22,100

The dumb ones are all dead so the survivors are a little bit smarter.

#3100:01:23,170→00:01:24,834

Ah hah hah! You asshole.

#3200:01:25,058→00:01:25,767

DANCE!

#3300:01:26,574→00:01:27,192

Oh, hold on.

#3400:01:27,192→00:01:27,689

[explosion]

#3500:01:27,689→00:01:28,500

Let me reload.

#3600:01:30,168→00:01:30,734

Thanks.

#3700:01:31,196→00:01:33,166

Well, that was a learning experience.

#3800:01:33,166→00:01:34,701

And no one got hurt.

#3900:01:35,495→00:01:36,434

Ohh...

#4000:01:37,373→00:01:39,490

You guys had to ruin the moment.

#4100:01:39,490→00:01:43,537

Well, you guys are all bastards anyway, so I guess nothing has really been lost.

#4200:01:43,537→00:01:44,887

Yeah, it's strange.

#4300:01:44,887→00:01:47,687

I thought I would start feeling weird about killing all these people,

#4400:01:47,687→00:01:49,008

but, really, I don't.

#4500:01:49,008→00:01:51,709

That's because they're all pricks and deserved to die.

#4600:01:51,709→00:01:54,428

I'll make a speech at the funerals if someone wants me to.

#4700:01:54,428→00:01:57,493

I have no problem with going up to a grieving widow and telling her

#4800:01:57,493→00:02:01,852

I'm sorry for her loss, but her husband was a rat-fuck meathead who tried to kill me

#4900:02:01,852→00:02:03,131

for no God damned reason

#5000:02:03,131→00:02:06,457

because he was too stupid to learn what the word "civilian" means.

#5100:02:06,457→00:02:07,637

If I hadn't put him down,

#5200:02:07,637→00:02:10,733

he probably would've come home later and strangled you in your sleep.

#5300:02:10,733→00:02:14,370

And not in the kinky way, either. I know how you base wives are.

#5400:02:14,370→00:02:15,292

[turret beeping]

#5500:02:15,292→00:02:17,376

[turret beeping] Uh oh. The beeping.

#5600:02:17,376→00:02:18,316

[turret beeping] Okay...

#5700:02:18,316→00:02:19,380

[turret beeping] Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

#5800:02:19,380→00:02:20,701

[turret beeping]

#5900:02:20,701→00:02:22,200

Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

#6000:02:23,110→00:02:24,874

Beepbeep--oh, hey, it's down.

#6100:02:24,874→00:02:27,687

Hah! I can do your job, too!

#6200:02:27,687→00:02:29,235

But I don't like to beep too much.

#6300:02:29,235→00:02:30,567

It reminds me of that Muppet.

#6400:02:31,107→00:02:32,100

NO RADIOS!

#6500:02:33,436→00:02:35,646

That's how The Man finds you.

#6600:02:35,646→00:02:37,121

Oh, sweet, a map.

#6700:02:37,121→00:02:38,886

Okay, so where am I?

#6800:02:38,886→00:02:40,142

Which way's north?

#6900:02:40,142→00:02:43,015

Okay, "Maintenance Shaft", that could be anything.

#7000:02:43,015→00:02:45,120

Half this building is a maintenance shaft.

#7100:02:45,120→00:02:47,466

What's that big room, is that where the monster is?

#7200:02:47,466→00:02:49,455

What about this radiation pit?

#7300:02:49,455→00:02:51,764

"High Voltage", that has to be where I came from.

#7400:02:51,764→00:02:54,023

But, what the hell is with these distances then?

#7500:02:54,023→00:02:55,808

Why are parts of this grayed out?

#7600:02:55,808→00:02:57,000

Is it haunted?

#7700:02:57,000→00:02:59,600

WHY IS THERE NO EXIT ON THIS MAP?!

#7800:02:59,600→00:03:01,033

Is there a landmark?

#7900:03:01,455→00:03:04,606

This map is bullshit, I'm going to find my own way out of here.

#8000:03:04,606→00:03:09,065

That map has to be bogus, it only lists one area as being dangerous.

#8100:03:09,065→00:03:11,581

It needs to have, like, thirty.

#8200:03:11,581→00:03:14,169

You could even write "Here be dragons" on it

#8300:03:14,169→00:03:16,567

and that would almost be more accurate than nothing at all.

#8400:03:17,372→00:03:21,234

Yeah, see, it doesn't even list "F-712DH".

#8500:03:21,611→00:03:23,801

How could you forget to put that down?

#8600:03:23,801→00:03:27,226

I mean, I would've named it "Hell Pit #48", but,

#8700:03:27,226→00:03:30,992

if the cartographer doesn't care about that name then who will?

#8800:03:30,992→00:03:34,588

I guess they just looked at the AutoCAD layout and took some numbers off of that

#8900:03:34,588→00:03:35,794

to feel important.

#9000:03:35,794→00:03:39,067

Speaking of which, why do drafters always listen to country music?

#9100:03:39,301→00:03:40,768

I never figured that out.

#9200:03:40,768→00:03:43,158

What's the correlation/connection there?

#9300:03:43,158→00:03:44,087

Is it whiskey?

#9400:03:44,087→00:03:46,499

[rumbling, garganuta roars]

#9500:03:46,499→00:03:49,013

Sounds like someone smuggling an elephant up there.

#9600:03:49,013→00:03:50,988

That almost wouldn't surprise me at--

#9700:03:50,988→00:03:51,868

[vortigaunt charges up] OH COME ON!

#9800:03:52,319→00:03:53,868

[shudders]

#9900:03:55,153→00:03:58,033

YOU GUYS ARE SPROUTING UP LIKE WEEDS!

#10000:03:58,033→00:03:59,902

Trying to shock me...

#10100:03:59,902→00:04:02,608

You know, I'm thinking this suit needs some more rubber.

#10200:04:02,608→00:04:05,974

Actually, what would be sweet is if I had a layer of it all around me

#10300:04:05,974→00:04:07,773

about six-inches thick.

#10400:04:07,773→00:04:11,330

Then I could fall from high distances and just bounce wherever I wanted to.

#10500:04:11,330→00:04:14,659

If I had enough rubber, I could fall from almost a limitless height,

#10600:04:14,659→00:04:18,679

though I'd have to be careful because the recoil might give me a concussion then.

#10700:04:18,679→00:04:21,124

Hey, man, you didn't miss ANYTHING good.

#10800:04:21,124→00:04:22,800

You made the right choice staying here.

#10900:04:22,800→00:04:24,500

GUARD: I'm... never gonna make it.

#11000:04:25,523→00:04:26,760

GUARD: You'd better go on without me.

#11100:04:26,760→00:04:27,567

Can do!

#11200:04:28,067→00:04:30,467

All right, let me get this sucker fired up, then.

#11300:04:30,823→00:04:32,133

Straight to the surface.

#11400:04:32,690→00:04:33,734

Do I hit this switch?

#11500:04:35,754→00:04:38,067

"Track Power: Off"? What the fuck's that supposed to mean?!

#11600:04:38,643→00:04:40,167

Come on, start, START!

#11700:04:40,792→00:04:42,834

I TURNED THE POWER ON!

#11800:04:43,543→00:04:46,200

God dammit, shit, bitch, fucker...

#11900:04:48,450→00:04:50,634

I am not happy right now.